I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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