We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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