I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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