I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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