Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
