What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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