everyone is single if you try hard enough
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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