what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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