the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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