she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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