Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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