I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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