we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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