There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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