so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I am naked and annoyed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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