i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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