He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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