ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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