How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I only lived at night.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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