Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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