Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
now i know why i became what i already was.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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