this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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