Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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