We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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