umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
