we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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