I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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