i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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