he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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