quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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