My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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