New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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