I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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