What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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