so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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