I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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