How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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