I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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