Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The power of my boobs compel you
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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