Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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