just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's the barista slut.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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