We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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