its not stalking. its research.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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