I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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