Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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