I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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