let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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