WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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