News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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