return my video game
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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