i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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