My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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