i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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