Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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