honey bunches of taint.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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