She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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