my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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